"I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty."
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via suspnd)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells  (via napsie)
  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
  • sewbergamzee:

    tuucker:

    when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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    Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

    thequeerclone:

    the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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    lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Beyoncé by Pierre Debusschere for CR Fashion Book #5
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    jontronshat:

    jontronshat:

    jontronshat:

    when you find a very funny meme

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    when you show your friend the humorous meme

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    and he also has a giggle at it

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